- Victoria cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Victoria is two minutes.
- The opposite sides of Victoria always add up to seven.
- Victoriaology is the study of Victoria.
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Victoria!
- Victoria is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Victoria as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Victoria will always turn right when leaving a cave!
- Victoria can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- If you kiss Victoria for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
I tried kissing her for one minute but she pulled away after one second. Oh well...I could try kissing Charles instead..
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